Happy Thursday!!

Day #121

Thought of the Day:

It is not the lofty sails, but the unseen wind that moves the ship.

Bad Joke of the Day:

Silly Student A: I flunked all my classes.  I flunked all my classes.
Silly Student B: Why did you say that twice?
Silly Student A: My teacher said I had to repeat this grade.

Random Fact of the Day:

Hormel Company of Austin, MN marketed the first canned ham in 1926.  Hormel introduced Spam in 1937.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

18 days until 2008 season opener (3/31)

Spring Training  8-6

Results: L  MIN: 7  BOS: 12

Next Up: Thursday, March 13, 12:05pm at Baltimore Orioles

Minnesota Vikings

178 days until 2008 season kickoff

#17 Pick in the draft - April 26, 2008

Minnesota Timberwolves

14-49  5th Place  27 games behind
L MIN: 96  POR: 103
Next Up:
Friday, March 14, 9:30pm at Seattle SuperSonics

Minnesota Wild

37-26-7  81PTS  1st Place  1 point ahead 
L MIN: 2  SJ: 3

Next Up: Thursday, March 13, 7:00pm vs New Jersey Devils


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