Happy Friday the 13th!!

Day #117

Thought of the Day:

We can throw stones, complain about them, stumble on them, climb over them, or build with them.
- William Arthur Ward

Bad Joke of the Day:

The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out!

Random Fact of the Day:

At one feeding, a mosquito can absorb one and a half times its own weight in blood.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

24 days until 2009 season opener

Spring Training Record 8-4  Overall 10-4

Results: L MIN: 4  PIT: 6

Next Up: Friday, Mar. 13, 6:05pm vs Cincinnati Reds

Minnesota Vikings

10-6  **NFC North Champions**
NFC Wild Card Playoffs
Results: L MIN: 14  PHI: 26

Next Up: Next Year

 

Minnesota Timberwolves

19-45  4th Place  21.5 games behind

Results: W MIN: 104  MEM: 79

Next Up: Friday, Mar. 13, 7:00pm vs New York Knicks

Minnesota Wild

32-28-7  71PTS  4th Place  15 points behind 

Results: L MIN: 1  COL: 2

Next Up: Saturday, Mar. 14, 7:00pm at Dallas Stars

 

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Today's Sources:

http://www.inspirationalquotes4u.com/funnyquotes/index.html

http://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/disppuns.pl?ord=F&cat=0&sub=0&page=4

http://www.nicefacts.com/