Happy March 14, 2011!!

Thought of the Day

I shall pass through this life but once. Any good therefore that I can do, or any kindness I can show, let me do it now. Let me not defer or neglect it. For I shall never pass this way again.

- Etienne de Grellet

Bad Joke of the Day

You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.

Random Fact of the Day

When Elvis Presley entered the US Army on March 24th, 1958, Uncle Sam started losing an estimated $500,000 in taxes for each year that Private Presley served.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 18 days Spring Training: 8-8 Results: W - Minnesota: 9 NY Yankees: 2 L - Minnesota: 3 Philadelphia: 6 Next Up: Mon., Mar. 14, 12:05pm vs Florida Marlins   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-10 Results: L - Minnesota: 13 Detroit: 20 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

17-51 | 5th Place | 26.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 77 Golden State: 100 Next Up: Wed., Mar. 16, 8:00pm at Utah Jazz   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

35-27-7 | 77 Points | 3rd Place | 22 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 0 Dallas: 4 Next Up: Mon., Mar. 14, 9:00pm at Vancouver Canucks   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.allgreatquotes.com
• http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/one_liner_jokes
• http://www.strange-facts.info/