Good Morning!!

Thought of the Day

You can accomplish by kindness what you cannot by force.

- Publilius Syrus

Bad Joke of the Day

What did the first candle say to the second candle?
Don't birthdays just burn you up.

Random Fact of the Day

Starburst was created by the European confectionery Mars Incorporated in 1960 and was originally named Opal Fruits. In 1976, they were introduced to the United States as Starburst.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 21 days 5-5 | Spring Training Results: L - Minnesota: 4 Boston: 6 Next Up: Mon., Mar. 15, 12:05pm at Florida Marlins Regular Season Opener: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 28 New Orleans: 31 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

14-53 | 5th Place | 31.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 100 Sacramento: 114 Next Up: Tues., Mar. 16, 9:00pm at Phoenix Suns   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

33-29-6 | 72 Points | 4th Place | 17 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 4 St. Louis: 2 Next Up: Tues., Mar. 16, 7:00pm vs Edmonton Oilers   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=86
• West, W.C. Chuckles and Grins. Xerox Education Publications, 1972.
• http://www.randomfactsuselesstrivia.com/