Happy Day #120!!

Thought of the Day

It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.

- J.K. Rowling

Bad Joke of the Day

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so, yeah."

Random Fact of the Day

The largest drum ever made was 12 feet in diameter. It weighed 600 pounds.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 17 days Spring Training: 9-8 Results: W - Minnesota: 9 Florida: 0 Next Up: Wed., Mar. 16, 12:05pm vs New York Mets   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-10 Results: L - Minnesota: 13 Detroit: 20 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

17-51 | 5th Place | 26.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 77 Golden State: 100 Next Up: Wed., Mar. 16, 8:00pm at Utah Jazz   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

35-28-7 | 77 Points | 3rd Place | 24 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 2 Vancouver: 4 Next Up: Thurs., Mar. 17, 9:30pm at San Jose Sharks   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.allgreatquotes.com
• http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/one_liner_jokes
• http://www.strange-facts.info/