Happy Monday!!

Day #118

Thought of the Day:

Cultivate the habit of early rising.  It is unwise to keep the head long on a level with the feet.
- Henry David Thoreau

Bad Joke of the Day:

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

Random Fact of the Day:

Rice is the chief food for half the people of the world.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

21 days until 2009 season opener

Spring Training Record 8-7  Overall 10-7

Results: L MIN: 1  NYY: 5

Next Up: Monday, Mar. 16, 12:05pm vs Baltimore Orioles

Minnesota Vikings

10-6  **NFC North Champions**
NFC Wild Card Playoffs
Results: L MIN: 14  PHI: 26

Next Up: Next Year

 

Minnesota Timberwolves

20-46  4th Place  21.5 games behind

Results: W MIN: 108  CHA: 100

Next Up: Tuesday, Mar. 17, 7:30pm at San Antonio Spurs

Minnesota Wild

32-29-8  72PTS  4th Place  14 points behind 

Results: L MIN: 3  STL: 5

Next Up: Tuesday, Mar. 17, 7:00pm vs Colorado Avalanche

 

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Today's Sources:

http://www.inspirationalquotes4u.com/funnyquotes/index.html

http://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/disppuns.pl?ord=F&cat=0&sub=0&page=6

http://www.nicefacts.com/