Happy Tuesday!!

Thought of the Day

The finest qualities of our nature, like the bloom on fruits, can be preserved only by the most delicate handling. Yet we do not treat ourselves nor one another thus tenderly.

- Henry David Thoreau

Bad Joke of the Day

Why is a skunk the most generous animal?
Because he will be happy to give you a scent!

Random Fact of the Day

The average human emits approximately 95 watts of energy as heat in the form of infrared light. A standard 100 watt incandescent light bulb emits only about 5% of its energy as visible light, the rest is given off as heat in the form of infrared light. This means the average human produces the same amount of heat as a 100 watt light bulb.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 20 days 5-6 | Spring Training Results: L - Minnesota: 4 Florida: 5 Next Up: Tues., Mar. 16, 12:05pm vs Baltimore Orioles Regular Season Opener: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 28 New Orleans: 31 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

14-53 | 5th Place | 31.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 100 Sacramento: 114 Next Up: Tues., Mar. 16, 9:00pm at Phoenix Suns   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

33-29-6 | 72 Points | 4th Place | 17 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 4 St. Louis: 2 Next Up: Tues., Mar. 16, 7:00pm vs Edmonton Oilers   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=86
• West, W.C. Chuckles and Grins. Xerox Education Publications, 1972.
• http://www.randomfactsuselesstrivia.com/