Everyone's A Little Irish Today!!

Thought of the Day

If your words are soft and sweet, they won't be as hard to swallow if you have to eat them.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

Ted: Why is tennis such a noisy game?
Sam: I don't know, why?
Ted: Because you play with a racket.

Random Fact of the Day

An average human's digestive system is approximately 20 feet long from end to end.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 19 days 5-7 | Spring Training Results: L - Minnesota: 1 Baltimore: 3 Next Up: Wed., Mar. 17, 12:05pm at Tampa Bay Rays Regular Season Opener: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 28 New Orleans: 31 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

14-54 | 5th Place | 32 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 114 Phoenix: 152 Next Up: Wed., Mar. 17, 8:00pm at Utah Jazz   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

34-29-6 | 74 Points | 4th Place | 15 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 4 Edmonton: 2 Next Up: Thurs., Mar. 18, 7:00pm at Nahville Predators   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=86
• West, W.C. Chuckles and Grins. Xerox Education Publications, 1972.
• http://www.randomfactsuselesstrivia.com/