Happy Friday!!

Thought of the Day

First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do.

- Epictetus

Bad Joke of the Day

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

Random Fact of the Day

A guitar typically has six strings, but there are also four, seven, eight, ten, eleven, twelve and thirteen string guitars.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 14 days Spring Training: 10-9 Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Detroit: 4 Next Up: Fri., Mar. 18, 6:05pm at Baltimore Orioles   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-10 Results: L - Minnesota: 13 Detroit: 20 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

17-52 | 5th Place | 28 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 104 Utah: 119 Next Up: Fri., Mar. 18, 9:30pm at Los Angeles Lakers   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

35-29-7 | 77 Points | 3rd Place | 26 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 2 San Jose: 3 Next Up: Sat., Mar. 19, 1:00pm vs Columbus Blue Jackets   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.allgreatquotes.com
• http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/one_liner_jokes
• http://www.strange-facts.info/