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Thought of the Day

The kindness planned for tomorrow doesn't count for today.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

How many feet are there in a yard?
It depends on how many people are in the yard.

Random Fact of the Day

The first tank was developed by the British in World War I as a solution to the trench warfare stalemate. The first prototype of the Mark I tank was tested for the British Army on September 6, 1915. To preserve secrecy the initial vehicles were referred to as "Water-carriers". The workers were given the impression that they were building "Water-carriers for Mesopotamia"; hence the name Tank.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 17 days 6-8 | Spring Training Results: W - Minnesota: 5 Pittsburgh: 4 Next Up: Fri., Mar. 19, 12:10pm at New York Mets Regular Season Opener: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 28 New Orleans: 31 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

14-55 | 5th Place | 32.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 100 Utah: 122 Next Up: Fri., Mar. 19, 9:30pm at Los Angeles Lakers   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

34-30-6 | 74 Points | 4th Place | 17 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 0 Nashville: 5 Next Up: Fri., Mar. 19, 6:00pm at Columbus Blue Jackets   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=86
• West, W.C. Chuckles and Grins. Xerox Education Publications, 1972.
• http://www.randomfactsuselesstrivia.com/