Happy End of the 3rd Quarter!!

Day #122

Thought of the Day:

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.
- Walt Disney

Bad Joke of the Day:

A backwards poet writes inverse.

Random Fact of the Day:

While 7 men in 100 have some form of color blindness, only 1 woman in 1,000 suffers from it.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

17 days until 2009 season opener

Spring Training Record 9-9  Overall 11-9

Results: L MIN: 3  PIT: 4

Next Up: Friday, Mar. 20, 12:05pm vs New York Yankees

Minnesota Vikings

10-6  **NFC North Champions**
NFC Wild Card Playoffs
Results: L MIN: 14  PHI: 26

Next Up: Next Year

 

Minnesota Timberwolves

20-48  4th Place  23.5 games behind

Results: L MIN: 93  NO: 94

Next Up: Friday, Mar. 20, 7:30pm at Houston Rockets

Minnesota Wild

33-29-8  74PTS  3rd Place  12 points behind 

Results: W MIN: 3  COL: 2

Next Up: Friday, Mar. 20, 6:00pm at New Jersey Devils

 

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Today's Sources:

http://www.inspirationalquotes4u.com/funnyquotes/index.html

http://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/disppuns.pl?ord=F&cat=0&sub=0&page=8

http://www.nicefacts.com/