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Thought of the Day

The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm us.

- Voltaire

Bad Joke of the Day

I went to the park and saw this kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don't know why, that's what they're supposed to do. Now if he had had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have been impressed.

Random Fact of the Day

The three main kinds of rocks are: igneous rocks, sedimentary rocks, and metamorphic rocks.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 10 days
Spring Training: 13-10
Results:
W - Minnesota: 4 Pittsburgh: 1
Next Up:
Tues., Mar. 22, 12:05pm at Florida Marlins
www.twinsbaseball.com

Minnesota Vikings

6-10
Results:
L - Minnesota: 13 Detroit: 20
Next Up:
Next Year
www.vikings.com

Minnesota Timberwolves

17-54 | 5th Place | 29 games behind
Results:
L - Minnesota: 95 Sacramento: 127
Next Up:
Thurs., Mar. 24, 7:30pm at Dallas Mavericks
www.timberwolves.com

Minnesota Wild

35-30-8 | 78 Points | 3rd Place | 25 points behind
Results:
L - Minnesota: 1 Montreal: 8
Next Up:
Tues., Mar. 22, 7:00pm vs Toronto Maple Leafs
www.wild.com

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