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Thought of the Day

Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

- Groucho Marx

Bad Joke of the Day

This product that was on TV was available for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to hard.

Random Fact of the Day

58% of U.S. newspapers are recycled. If all of our newspapers were recycled, we could save about 250 million trees each year!

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 9 days
Spring Training: 13-11
Results:
L - Minnesota: 0 Florida: 3
Next Up:
Wed., Mar. 23, 6:05pm vs Baltimore Orioles
www.twinsbaseball.com

Minnesota Vikings

6-10
Results:
L - Minnesota: 13 Detroit: 20
Next Up:
Next Year
www.vikings.com

Minnesota Timberwolves

17-54 | 5th Place | 29 games behind
Results:
L - Minnesota: 95 Sacramento: 127
Next Up:
Thurs., Mar. 24, 7:30pm at Dallas Mavericks
www.timberwolves.com

Minnesota Wild

35-31-8 | 78 Points | 3rd Place | 25 points behind
Results:
L - Minnesota: 0 Toronto: 3
Next Up:
Sat., Mar. 26, 7:00pm vs St. Louis Blues
www.wild.com

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