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Thought of the Day

I find that a great part of the information I have, was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.

- Franklin Pierce Adams

Bad Joke of the Day

What bone will never have meat on it?
Trombone.

Random Fact of the Day

One inch of rain over one square mile is 17,378,700 gallons of water.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 12 days 10-8 | Spring Training Results: W - Minnesota: 7 Boston: 2 Next Up: Wed., Mar. 24, 12:05pm vs Florida Marlins Regular Season Opener: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 28 New Orleans: 31 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

14-57 | 5th Place | 33.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 100 Toronto: 106 Next Up: Wed., Mar. 24, 6:00pm at Charlotte Bobcats   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

35-32-6 | 76 Points | 4th Place | 16 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 1 San Jose: 4 Next Up: Thur., Mar. 25, 6:00pm at Philadelphia Flyers   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=86
• West, W.C. Chuckles and Grins. Xerox Education Publications, 1972.
• http://www.randomfactsuselesstrivia.com/