Thought of the Day:
The only man I know who behaves
sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me.
The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them.
- George Bernard Shaw
Bad Joke of the Day:
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Random Fact of the Day:
Harry S. Truman was the last U.S. President with no college degree.
6 days until 2009 season opener
Spring Training Record 16-12 Overall 18-12
Results: W MIN: 3 TB: 2
Next Up: Tuesday, Mar. 31, 12:05pm vs Pittsburgh Pirates
Countdown to 2009 Season Kick-Off: 166 days
21-53 4th Place 27 games behind
Results: W MIN: 108 NJ: 99
Next Up: Tuesday, Mar. 31, 7:00pm vs Dallas Mavericks
36-32-8 80PTS 4th Place 12 points behind
Results: W MIN: 3 EDM: 2
Next Up: Tuesday, Mar. 31, 7:00pm vs Vancouver Canucks
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