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Day #124

Thought of the Day:

The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me.  The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them.
- George Bernard Shaw

Bad Joke of the Day:

Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

Random Fact of the Day:

Harry S. Truman was the last U.S. President with no college degree.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

6 days until 2009 season opener

Spring Training Record 16-12  Overall 18-12

Results: W MIN: 3  TB: 2

Next Up: Tuesday, Mar. 31, 12:05pm vs Pittsburgh Pirates

Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2009 Season Kick-Off: 166 days


Minnesota Timberwolves

21-53  4th Place  27 games behind

Results: W MIN: 108  NJ: 99

Next Up: Tuesday, Mar. 31, 7:00pm vs Dallas Mavericks

Minnesota Wild

36-32-8  80PTS  4th Place  12 points behind 

Results: W MIN: 3  EDM: 2

Next Up: Tuesday, Mar. 31, 7:00pm vs Vancouver Canucks


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