Happy April Fools Day!!

Day #127

Thought of the Day:

It is strange how an earthquake 4,000 miles away seems less of a catastrophe than the first scratch on your new car.
-unknown

Bad Joke of the Day:

When Daddy Buffalo leaves for work, what does he say to his little boy?
"Bye, son."
 

Random Fact of the Day:

There are 336 dimples in a regulation golf ball.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

1-0  T-1st Place

Results: W  MIN: 3  LAA: 2

Next Up: Tues, April 1, 7:10pm vs Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

Minnesota Vikings

159 days until 2008 season kickoff

#17 Pick in the draft - April 26, 2008

Minnesota Timberwolves

19-53  4th Place  28 games behind
Results:
W MIN: 110  UTH: 103
Next Up:
Tuesday, April 1, 7:00pm vs Detroit Pistons

Minnesota Wild

43-28-9  95PTS  1st Place  4 points ahead 
Results:
W MIN: 3  COL: 2

Next Up: Thursday, April 3, 7:00pm vs Calgary Flames

 

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