Tremendous Thursday!!

Day #126

Thought of the Day:

No one has ever drowned in sweat.
- Lou Holtz

Bad Joke of the Day:

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

Random Fact of the Day:

The average taste bud lives only 10 days before it dies and is replaced by a new one.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

4 days until 2009 season opener

Spring Training Record 17-13  Overall 19-13

Results: L MIN: 1  TB: 2

Next Up: Wednesday, Apr. 2, 12:05pm vs Boston Red Sox

Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2009 Season Kick-Off: 164 days

 

Minnesota Timberwolves

21-54  5th Place  28 games behind

Results: L MIN: 88  DAL: 108

Next Up: Friday, Apr. 3, 8:00pm at Utah Jazz

Minnesota Wild

36-32-9  81PTS  T-3rd Place  12 points behind 

Results: L MIN: 1  VAN: 2

Next Up: Friday, Apr. 3, 7:00pm vs Calgary Flames

 

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Today's Sources:

http://www.inspirationalquotes4u.com/funnyquotes2/index.html

http://www.jokesclean.com/Puns/index.php

http://www.nicefacts.com/