Happy Friday!!

Day #127

Thought of the Day:

Scientists have proven that it's impossible to long-jump 30 feet, but I don't listen to that kind of talk.  Thoughts like that have a way of sinking into your feet.
- Carl Lewis

Bad Joke of the Day:

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Random Fact of the Day:

Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

3 days until 2009 season opener

Spring Training Record 18-13  Overall 20-13

Results: W MIN: 7  BOS: 3

Next Up: Friday, Apr. 3, 12:05pm vs Pittsburgh Pirates

Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2009 Season Kick-Off: 163 days

 

Minnesota Timberwolves

21-54  5th Place  28 games behind

Results: L MIN: 88  DAL: 108

Next Up: Friday, Apr. 3, 8:00pm at Utah Jazz

Minnesota Wild

36-32-9  81PTS  T-3rd Place  12 points behind 

Results: L MIN: 1  VAN: 2

Next Up: Friday, Apr. 3, 7:00pm vs Calgary Flames

 

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Today's Sources:

http://www.inspirationalquotes4u.com/funnyquotes2/index.html

http://www.jokesclean.com/Puns/index.php

http://www.nicefacts.com/