Welcome to Week 10!!

Thought of the Day

Always be a firstrate version of yourself, instead of a secondrate version of somebody else.

- Judy Garland

Bad Joke of the Day

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Random Fact of the Day

In the 1970s, Woodbury, New Jersey was the first city in the country to introduce mandatory recycling.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

1-2 | T-3rd Place | 1.5 games behind Results: W - Minnesota: 4 Toronto: 3 Next Up: Mon., Apr. 4, 6:05pm at New York Yankees   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-10 Results: L - Minnesota: 13 Detroit: 20 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

17-60 | 5th Place | 33.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 89 Memphis: 106 Next Up: Tues., Apr. 5, 6:00pm at New Jersey Nets   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

37-34-8 | 82 Points | 3rd Place | 31 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 2 Detroit: 4 Next Up: Thurs., Apr. 7, 9:00pm at Vancouver Canucks   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.allgreatquotes.com
• http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/one_liner_jokes
• http://www.strange-facts.info/