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Thought of the Day

Knowledge is the best eraser in the world for disharmony, distrust, despair, and the endless physical deficiencies of people.

- Orlando A. Battista

Bad Joke of the Day

What kind of a driver never gets a speeding ticket?
Screwdriver.

Random Fact of the Day

Asphalt road surface is the most widely recycled material in the US, both by gross tonnage and by percentage. According to a report issued by the Federal Highway Administration and the United States Environmental Protection Agency, 80% of the asphalt from road surfaces that is removed each year during widening and resurfacing projects is reused as part of new roads, roadbeds, shoulders and embankments.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: Today!! :-) 16-14 | Spring Training Results: W - Minnesota: 8 St. Louis: 3 Regular Season Opener: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 28 New Orleans: 31 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

15-62 | 5th Place | 35 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 108 Oklahoma City: 116 Next Up: Wed., Apr. 7, 7:00pm vs Golden State Warriors   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

37-35-7 | 81 Points | 4th Place | 19 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Vancouver: 4 Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 8:30pm at Edmonton Oilers   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=86
• West, W.C. Chuckles and Grins. Xerox Education Publications, 1972.
• http://www.randomfactsuselesstrivia.com/