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Thought of the Day

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

- Scott Adams

Bad Joke of the Day

Miser: A person who lives poor so that they can die rich.

Random Fact of the Day

Asparagus is a member of the lily family, which also includes onions, leeks, and garlic.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

2-3 | 4th Place | 1.5 games behind Results: W - Minnesota: 5 NY Yankees: 4 Next Up: Wed., Apr. 6, 6:05pm at New York Yankees   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-10 Results: L - Minnesota: 13 Detroit: 20 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

17-61 | 5th Place | 34 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 105 New Jersey: 107 Next Up: Wed., Apr. 6, 7:00pm vs Phoenix Suns   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

37-34-8 | 82 Points | 3rd Place | 31 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 2 Detroit: 4 Next Up: Thurs., Apr. 7, 9:00pm at Vancouver Canucks   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.allgreatquotes.com
• http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/one_liner_jokes
• http://www.strange-facts.info/