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Thought of the Day

The trouble with most folks ain't so much their ignorance as knowing so many things that ain't so.

- Josh Billings

Bad Joke of the Day

What will go up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?
An umbrella!

Random Fact of the Day

At a stride of 30 inches per step, you would have to take 2,112 steps to walk a distance of one mile.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

1-1 | 3rd Place | 0.5 game behind Results: W - Minnesota: 5 Los Angeles Angels: 3 Next Up: Wed., Apr. 7, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 28 New Orleans: 31 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

15-62 | 5th Place | 35 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 108 Oklahoma City: 116 Next Up: Wed., Apr. 7, 7:00pm vs Golden State Warriors   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

37-36-7 | 81 Points | 4th Place | 19 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 1 Edmonton: 4 Next Up: Thurs., Apr. 8, 8:30pm at Calgary Flames   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=86
• West, W.C. Chuckles and Grins. Xerox Education Publications, 1972.
• http://www.randomfactsuselesstrivia.com/