Happy April 8, 2010!!

Thought of the Day

The greatest obstacle to discovering the shape of the earth, the continents, and the oceans was not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge.

- Daniel J. Boorstin

Bad Joke of the Day

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream when I see a spider.

Random Fact of the Day

WD-40 stands for "Water Displacement, 40th attempt". WD-40 was invented in 1953 and was first used by Convair to protect the outer skin of the Atlas missile from rust and corrosion.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

2-1 | 1st Place | 0.5 game ahead Results: W - Minnesota: 4 Los Angeles Angels: 2 Next Up: Thurs., Apr. 8, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 28 New Orleans: 31 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

15-63 | 5th Place | 36 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 107 Golden State: 116 Next Up: Fri., Apr. 9, 7:00pm vs Los Angeles Lakers   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

37-36-7 | 81 Points | 4th Place | 19 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 1 Edmonton: 4 Next Up: Thurs., Apr. 8, 8:30pm at Calgary Flames   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=86
• West, W.C. Chuckles and Grins. Xerox Education Publications, 1972.
• http://www.randomfactsuselesstrivia.com/