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Thought of the Day

If you don't make mistakes, you aren't really trying.

- Coleman Hawking

Bad Joke of the Day

By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.

Random Fact of the Day

The biggest clouds are cumulonimbus, climbing up to 6 miles high and holding up to half a million tons of water.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

2-4 | T-4th Place | 2 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 NY Yankees: 4 Next Up: Fri., Apr. 8, 3:10pm vs Oakland Athletics   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-10 Results: L - Minnesota: 13 Detroit: 20 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

17-62 | 5th Place | 35.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 98 Phoenix: 108 Next Up: Sat., Apr. 9, 8:00pm at Denver Nuggets   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

37-35-8 | 82 Points | 3rd Place | 33 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 0 Vancouver: 5 Next Up: Fri., Apr. 8, 8:00pm at Edmonton Oilers   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.allgreatquotes.com
• http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/one_liner_jokes
• http://www.strange-facts.info/