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Thought of the Day

You can't know too much, but you can say too much.

- Calvin Coolidge

Bad Joke of the Day

Sam, can you yodel?
No.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I thought you said you couldn't yodel!

Random Fact of the Day

The peace symbol was created by Gerald Holtom in 1958. It was designed for the British "Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament". The design was created by superimposing the flag semaphore letters 'N' and 'D' (Nuclear Disarmament) onto a circle. Flag semaphore is a system of communication using two hand held flags to convey information based on what position each flag is held at. The letter 'N' in flag semaphore is created by holding both flags at an angle below the horizontal line. This forms the two angled lines on the Peace Symbol. The letter 'D' is created by holding one flag straight up and one straight down. This forms the vertical line of the Peace Symbol.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

3-1 | 1st Place | 0.5 game ahead Results: W - Minnesota: 10 Los Angeles Angels: 1 Next Up: Fri., Apr. 9, 7:10pm at Chicago White Sox   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 28 New Orleans: 31 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

15-63 | 5th Place | 36 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 107 Golden State: 116 Next Up: Fri., Apr. 9, 7:00pm vs Los Angeles Lakers   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

38-36-7 | 83 Points | 4th Place | 18 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 2 Calgary: 1 Next Up: Sat., Apr. 10, 7:00pm vs Dallas Stars   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=86
• West, W.C. Chuckles and Grins. Xerox Education Publications, 1972.
• http://www.randomfactsuselesstrivia.com/