Happy Friday!!

Day #135

Thought of the Day:

Learn to listen, opportunity often knocks softly.

Bad Joke of the Day:

A man went to the vet to pick up his sick dog.
The vet came in carrying the dog and said, "I'm  really sorry, but I'm going to have to put your dog down."
The man burst into tears.  "Why?"
"Because he's too heavy."

Random Fact of the Day:

The Bible, the world's best-selling book, is also the world's most shoplifted book.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

4-5  T-3rd Place  2 games behind

Results:  MIN at CWS - Rain Out

Next Up: Friday, April 11, 7:10pm at Kansas City Royals

Minnesota Vikings

149 days until 2008 season kickoff

#17 Pick in the draft - April 26, 2008

Minnesota Timberwolves

19-59  4th Place  33 games behind
L MIN: 90  NO: 122
Next Up:
Friday, April 11, 6:00pm at Orlando Magic

Minnesota Wild

Western Conference Quarterfinals: Best of 7 vs Colorado

Colorado leads the series 1-0
L MIN: 2  COL: 3
Next Up:
Friday, April 11, 8:00pm vs Colorado Avalanche


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