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Thought of the Day

The next best thing to knowing something is knowing where to find it.

- Samuel Johnson

Bad Joke of the Day

What has no hands or feet but can climb a fence?
A vine.

Random Fact of the Day

Janis Joplin, Jim Morrrison, Jimi Hendrix and Kurt Cobain all died at the age of 27. Other famed musicians who died at age 27 include Brian Jones of the Rolling Stones, country singer Hank Williams, and Blues pioneer Robert Johnson.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

6-2 | T-1st Place | 0 games ahead Results: W - Minnesota: 5 Boston: 2 Next Up: Wed., Apr. 14, 12:10pm vs Boston Red Sox   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 28 New Orleans: 31 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

15-66 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 111 San Antonio: 133 Next Up: Wed., Apr. 14, 7:00pm vs Detroit Pistons   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

38-36-8 | 84 Points | 4th Place | 19 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Dallas: 4 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=89
• West, W.C. Chuckles and Grins. Xerox Education Publications, 1972.
• http://www.randomfactsuselesstrivia.com/