Happy Thursday!!

Day #133

Thought of the Day:

A person who wants to lead the orchestra must turn their back on the crowd.
- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day:

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in their craft it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

Random Fact of the Day:

More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

4-6  4th Place  1.5 games behind

Results: L MIN: 2  TOR: 12

Next Up: Thursday, Apr. 16, 7:10pm vs Toronto Blue Jays

Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2009 Season Kick-Off: 150 days

Sunday, September 13, 12:00pm at Cleveland Browns

Minnesota Timberwolves

24-58  4th Place  30 games behind

Results: L MIN: 90  SAC: 97

Next Up: Next Year

Minnesota Wild

40-33-9  89PTS  3rd Place  11 points behind 

Results: W MIN: 6  CLB: 3

Next Up: Next Year


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