Thought of the Day:
Let us so live that when we die
even the undertaker will be sorry.
Bad Joke of the Day:
Why did the elephant paint his
toenails different colors?
So he could hide in a dish of M&Ms.
I don't believe that.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a dish of M&Ms?
See? It works!
Random Fact of the Day:
The name for Oz in "The Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N and O-Z, hence "Oz".
7-8 3rd Place 2.5 games behind
Results: W MIN: 6 TB: 5
Next Up: Thursday, April 17, 7:10pm vs Tampa Bay Rays
143 days until 2008 season kickoff
#17 Pick in the draft - April 26, 2008
22-60 4th Place 3 games behind
Western Conference Quarterfinals: Best of 7 vs Colorado
is tied at 2-2
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