Happy April 17, 2008!!

Day #139

Thought of the Day:

Let us so live that when we die even the undertaker will be sorry.
-Mark Twain

Bad Joke of the Day:

Why did the elephant paint his toenails different colors?
So he could hide in a dish of M&Ms.
I don't believe that.
Have you ever seen  an elephant in a dish of M&Ms?
See?  It works!

Random Fact of the Day:

The name for Oz in "The Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N and O-Z, hence "Oz".

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

7-8  3rd Place  2.5 games behind

Results:  W MIN: 6  TB: 5

Next Up: Thursday, April 17, 7:10pm vs Tampa Bay Rays

Minnesota Vikings

143 days until 2008 season kickoff

#17 Pick in the draft - April 26, 2008

Minnesota Timberwolves

22-60  4th Place  3 games behind
W MIN: 110  MIL: 101
Next Up:
NBA Lottery - May 20, 2008

Minnesota Wild

Western Conference Quarterfinals: Best of 7 vs Colorado

The series is tied at 2-2
L MIN: 1  COL: 5
Next Up:
Thursday, April 17, 8:00pm vs Colorado Avalanche


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