Day #134
Thought of the Day:
A smile is the lighting system of
the face and the heating system of the heart.
- unknown
Bad Joke of the Day:
What time is it when it is time
to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty.
Random Fact of the Day:
On April 17, 1964 the Ford Motor Company unveiled the Mustang.
Sports Watches:
4-7 4th Place 2 games behind Results: L MIN: 2 TOR: 9 Next Up: Friday, Apr. 17, 7:10pm vs Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim |
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Countdown to 2009 Season Kick-Off: 149 days Sunday, September 13, 12:00pm at Cleveland Browns |
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24-58 4th Place 30 games behind Results: L MIN: 90 SAC: 97 Next Up: Next Year |
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40-33-9 89PTS 3rd Place 11 points behind Results: W MIN: 6 CLB: 3 Next Up: Next Year |
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Today's Sources:
http://www.jokesclean.com/Puns/FunnyPuns.php
http://www.nytimes.com/learning/general/onthisday/index.html