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Day #134

Thought of the Day:

A smile is the lighting system of the face and the heating system of the heart.
- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day:

What time is it when it is time to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty.

Random Fact of the Day:

On April 17, 1964 the Ford Motor Company unveiled the Mustang.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

4-7  4th Place  2 games behind

Results: L MIN: 2  TOR: 9

Next Up: Friday, Apr. 17, 7:10pm vs Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2009 Season Kick-Off: 149 days

Sunday, September 13, 12:00pm at Cleveland Browns

Minnesota Timberwolves

24-58  4th Place  30 games behind

Results: L MIN: 90  SAC: 97

Next Up: Next Year

Minnesota Wild

40-33-9  89PTS  3rd Place  11 points behind 

Results: W MIN: 6  CLB: 3

Next Up: Next Year

 

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Today's Sources:

http://choicequotations.com/

http://www.jokesclean.com/Puns/FunnyPuns.php

http://www.nytimes.com/learning/general/onthisday/index.html