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Thought of the Day

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without one.

- Chinese Proverb

Bad Joke of the Day

When is a train like a detective?
When it is on the right track.

Random Fact of the Day

The grapefruit is a hybrid between the pomelo and the orange.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

9-4 | 1st Place | 1.5 games ahead Results: L - Minnesota: 5 Kansas City: 10 Next Up: Tues., Apr. 20, 7:10pm vs Cleveland Indians   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 28 New Orleans: 31 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

15-67 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 98 Detroit: 103 Next Up: Next Year   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

38-36-8 | 84 Points | 4th Place | 19 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Dallas: 4 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=100
• West, W.C. Chuckles and Grins. Xerox Education Publications, 1972.
• http://www.randomfactsuselesstrivia.com/