Happy Tuesday!!

Thought of the Day

A society grows great when old people plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.

Random Fact of the Day

40% of America's rivers are too polluted for fishing, swimming, or aquatic life.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

6-10 | 5th Place | 6 games behind Results: W - Minnesota: 5 Baltimore: 3 Next Up: Tues., Apr. 19, 6:05pm at Baltimore Orioles   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-10 Results: L - Minnesota: 13 Detroit: 20 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

17-65 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 102 Houston: 121 Next Up: Next Year   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

39-35-8 | 86 Points | 3rd Place | 31 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 5 Dallas: 3 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.coolnsmart.com/inspirational_quotes
• http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/one_liner_jokes
• http://www.strange-facts.info/