Happy Monday!!

Day #135

Thought of the Day:

An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made, in a very narrow field.
- Niels Bohr

Bad Joke of the Day:

I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it.

Random Fact of the Day:

By recycling just one glass bottle, the amount of energy that is saved is enough to light a 100 watt bulb for four hours.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

7-7  4th Place  1 game behind

Results: W MIN: 3  LAA: 1

Next Up: Tuesday, Apr. 21, 6:10pm at Boston Red Sox

Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2009 Season Kick-Off: 146 days

Sunday, September 13, 12:00pm at Cleveland Browns

Minnesota Timberwolves

24-58  4th Place  30 games behind

Results: L MIN: 90  SAC: 97

Next Up: Next Year

Minnesota Wild

40-33-9  89PTS  3rd Place  11 points behind 

Results: W MIN: 6  CLB: 3

Next Up: Next Year

 

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Today's Sources:

http://choicequotations.com/

http://www.isearchjokes.com/categories/one_liner/page1.html

http://www.nicefacts.com/