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Day #136

Thought of the Day:

Hide not your talents.  They for use were made.  What's a sundial in the shade?
- Benjamin Franklin

Bad Joke of the Day:

If buttered toast always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it?

Random Fact of the Day:

No president of the United States has been an only child.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

7-7  4th Place  1 game behind

Results: W MIN: 3  LAA: 1

Next Up: Tuesday, Apr. 21, 6:10pm at Boston Red Sox

Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2009 Season Kick-Off: 145 days

Sunday, September 13, 12:00pm at Cleveland Browns

Minnesota Timberwolves

24-58  4th Place  30 games behind

Results: L MIN: 90  SAC: 97

Next Up: Next Year

Minnesota Wild

40-33-9  89PTS  3rd Place  11 points behind 

Results: W MIN: 6  CLB: 3

Next Up: Next Year


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