Happy April 23, 2009!!

Day #138

Thought of the Day:

It is not who is right, but what is right, that is of importance.
- Thomas Huxley

Bad Joke of the Day:

After spending all day watching football, Harry feel asleep in front of the TV and spent the whole night in the chair.  In the morning, his wife woke him up.
"Get up dear," she said, "it's twenty to seven."
Startled he awoke and said, "Who's ahead?"

Random Fact of the Day:

The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

7-9  4th Place  2 games behind

Results: L MIN: 3  BOS: 7

Next Up: Friday, Apr. 24, 6:05pm at Cleveland Indians

Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2009 Season Kick-Off: 143 days

Sunday, September 13, 12:00pm at Cleveland Browns

Minnesota Timberwolves

24-58  4th Place  30 games behind

Results: L MIN: 90  SAC: 97

Next Up: Next Year

Minnesota Wild

40-33-9  89PTS  3rd Place  11 points behind 

Results: W MIN: 6  CLB: 3

Next Up: Next Year

 

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Today's Sources:

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/m/marcus_aurelius_4.html

http://www.isearchjokes.com/categories/sports/page1.html

http://www.nicefacts.com/