Happy April 27, 2010!!

Thought of the Day

No person ever achieved worth-while success who did not, at one time or other, find themself with at least one foot hanging well over the brink of failure.

- Napoleon Hill

Bad Joke of the Day

Billy: Do you wanna fly?
Nicky: Sure!
Billy: Wait, I'll catch one for you.

Random Fact of the Day

After a dam is created the water upstream of the dam begins back up, creating a reservoir. The weight of this water creates pressure on the underlying bedrock. This excess pressure is known to have triggered earthquakes near at least three of the dams throughout the world.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

13-6 | 1st Place | 3 games ahead Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Kansas City: 4 Next Up: Tues., Apr. 27, 6:05pm at Detroit Tigers   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2010 Season Kick-off: 135 days Thurs., Sept. 9, 7:30pm at New Orlean Saints   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

15-67 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 98 Detroit: 103 Next Up: Next Year   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

38-36-8 | 84 Points | 4th Place | 19 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Dallas: 4 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=100
• Vitarelli, Robert. Moontoons Jokes & Riddles. Xerox Education Publications, 1970.
• http://www.randomfactsuselesstrivia.com/