Happy April 27, 2011!!

Thought of the Day

Don't expect a miracle. Be the miracle.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

Why was the doctor mad?
Because he had no patients!

Random Fact of the Day

It is estimated that there are 500,000 detectable earthquakes in the world each year. 100,000 of those can be felt, and 100 of them cause damage.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

9-12 | 4th Place | 4.5 games behind Results: W - Minnesota: 4 Cleveland: 3 Next Up: Wed., Apr. 27, 7:10pm vs Tampa Bay Rays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2011 Season Kick-off: 137 days Sun., Sept. 11, 3:15pm at San Diego Chargers   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

17-65 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 102 Houston: 121 Next Up: Next Year   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

39-35-8 | 86 Points | 3rd Place | 31 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 5 Dallas: 3 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.coolnsmart.com/inspirational_quotes
• http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/one_liner_jokes
• http://www.strange-facts.info/