Have a Great Day!!

Thought of the Day

Wherever you go, go with all your heart.

- Confucius

Bad Joke of the Day

Doctor, doctor! I swallowed a sheep.
How do you feel?
I feel baaaaad!

Random Fact of the Day

Hurricane season lasts June 1 through November 30. It is rare, but hurricanes have formed in the Atlantic as early as March or as late as December.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

9-13 | 4th Place | 5.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 2 Tampa Bay: 8 Next Up: Thurs., Apr. 28, 12:10pm vs Tampa Bay Rays Thurs., Apr. 28, 7:10pm vs Tampa Bay Rays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2011 Season Kick-off: 136 days Sun., Sept. 11, 3:15pm at San Diego Chargers   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

17-65 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 102 Houston: 121 Next Up: Next Year   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

39-35-8 | 86 Points | 3rd Place | 31 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 5 Dallas: 3 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.coolnsmart.com/inspirational_quotes
• http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/one_liner_jokes
• http://www.strange-facts.info/