Day #147
Thought of the Day:
Life is so much simpler when you
tell the truth.
-unknown
Bad Joke of the Day:
Why couldn't the sweet potato
marry the TV reporter?
Because he was just a common tater.
Random Fact of the Day:
Driving 65 miles per hour rather than 55 miles per hour reduces fuel economy by about 2 miles per gallon.
Sports Watches:
11-14 T-3rd Place 3.5 games behind Results: L MIN: 0 TEX: 10 Next Up: Tuesday, April 29, 7:10pm vs Chicago White Sox |
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132 days until 2008 season
kickoff
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22-60 4th Place 3 games behind |
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Western Conference Quarterfinals: Best of 7 vs Colorado
Colorado wins the series 4-2 |
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