Thought of the Day:
Life is so much simpler when you
tell the truth.
Bad Joke of the Day:
Why couldn't the sweet potato
marry the TV reporter?
Because he was just a common tater.
Random Fact of the Day:
Driving 65 miles per hour rather than 55 miles per hour reduces fuel economy by about 2 miles per gallon.
11-14 T-3rd Place 3.5 games behind
Results: L MIN: 0 TEX: 10
Next Up: Tuesday, April 29, 7:10pm vs Chicago White Sox
132 days until 2008 season
22-60 4th Place 3 games behind
Western Conference Quarterfinals: Best of 7 vs Colorado
Colorado wins the series 4-2
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