Happy April 29, 2008!!

Day #147

Thought of the Day:

Life is so much simpler when you tell the truth.

Bad Joke of the Day:

Why couldn't the sweet potato marry the TV reporter?
Because he was just a common tater.

Random Fact of the Day:

Driving 65 miles per hour rather than 55 miles per hour reduces fuel economy by about 2 miles per gallon.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

11-14  T-3rd Place  3.5 games behind

Results:  L MIN: 0  TEX: 10

Next Up: Tuesday, April 29, 7:10pm vs Chicago White Sox

Minnesota Vikings

132 days until 2008 season kickoff
9/8 at Green Bay Packers


Minnesota Timberwolves

22-60  4th Place  3 games behind
W MIN: 110  MIL: 101
Next Up:
NBA Lottery - May 20, 2008

Minnesota Wild

Western Conference Quarterfinals: Best of 7 vs Colorado

Colorado wins the series 4-2
L MIN: 1  COL: 2
Next Up:
Next year


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