Happy Thursday!!

Thought of the Day

What one has to do usually can be done.

- Eleanor Roosevelt

Bad Joke of the Day

How did the hippie rocket get to the moon?
Flower Power.

Random Fact of the Day

If you were to take the Earth and cut it in half along a line passing from the North Pole through Paris, and then measure the distance of the curve running from the North Pole to the equator on that circle, and then divide that distance by 10,000, you would have the traditional unit for the kilometer as defined in 1791 by the French Academy of Sciences.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

14-7 | 1st Place | 2.5 games ahead Results: L - Minnesota: 6 Detroit: 11 Next Up: Thurs., Apr. 29, 12:05pm at Detroit Tigers   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2010 Season Kick-off: 133 days Thurs., Sept. 9, 7:30pm at New Orlean Saints   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

15-67 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 98 Detroit: 103 Next Up: Next Year   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

38-36-8 | 84 Points | 4th Place | 19 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Dallas: 4 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=755
• Vitarelli, Robert. Moontoons Jokes & Riddles. Xerox Education Publications, 1970.
• http://www.randomfactsuselesstrivia.com/