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Thought of the Day

We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.

- Oscar Wilde

Bad Joke of the Day

What did the Martian see in his frying pan?
An unidentified frying object.

Random Fact of the Day

A fear of long words is, ironically, called "Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

14-8 | 1st Place | 1.5 games ahead Results: L - Minnesota: 0 Detroit: 3 Next Up: Fri., Apr. 30, 6:05pm at Cleveland Indians   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2010 Season Kick-off: 132 days Thurs., Sept. 9, 7:30pm at New Orlean Saints   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

15-67 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 98 Detroit: 103 Next Up: Next Year   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

38-36-8 | 84 Points | 4th Place | 19 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Dallas: 4 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=755
• Vitarelli, Robert. Moontoons Jokes & Riddles. Xerox Education Publications, 1970.
• http://www.randomfactsuselesstrivia.com/