Happy May!!

Thought of the Day

If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think a negative thought.

- Peace Pilgrim

Bad Joke of the Day

If newlyweds on Earth go on honeymoons, where do newlyweds go on the moon?
On honeyearths!

Random Fact of the Day

Karaoke is a Japanese word that derives from the words "kara", meaning empty, and "okesutora, meaning orchestra. Karaoke literally means "empty orchestra".

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

16-9 | 1st Place | 0.5 games ahead Results: W - Minnesota: 8 Cleveland: 3 Next Up: Mon., May 3, 7:10pm vs Detroit Tigers   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2010 Season Kick-off: 129 days Thurs., Sept. 9, 7:30pm at New Orlean Saints   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

15-67 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 98 Detroit: 103 Next Up: Next Year   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

38-36-8 | 84 Points | 4th Place | 19 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Dallas: 4 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=576
• Vitarelli, Robert. Moontoons Jokes & Riddles. Xerox Education Publications, 1970.
• http://www.randomfactsuselesstrivia.com/