Happy Tuesday!!

Thought of the Day

Never regret a day in your life. A good day gives you joy, while a bad day gives you experience. Both are important for a successful life.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

What has hands, but cannot clap?
A clock.

Random Fact of the Day

Galaxies considered as small have less than a billion stars while the larger galaxies contain over a trillion.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

9-18 | 5th Place | 10 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Kansas City: 10 Next Up: Tues., May 3, 7:10pm at Chicago White Sox   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2011 Season Kick-off: 131 days Sun., Sept. 11, 3:15pm at San Diego Chargers   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

17-65 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 102 Houston: 121 Next Up: Next Year   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

39-35-8 | 86 Points | 3rd Place | 31 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 5 Dallas: 3 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.coolnsmart.com/inspirational_quotes
• Laffy Taffy - Chocolate - #46 Lakashia P. - Charlestown, IN
• http://www.strange-facts.info/