Good Morning!!

Thought of the Day

Our real blessings often appear to us in the shape of pains, losses and disappointments; but let us have patience and we soon shall see them in their proper figures.

- Joseph Addison

Bad Joke of the Day

Why is the moon landing like a chalk board?
Both are remarkable.

Random Fact of the Day

Nitric acid will dissolve most metals, with gold being one of the few exceptions. Nitric acid has been used for a long to confirm the presence of gold in items, and this is the origin of the term "acid test".

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

17-9 | 1st Place | 1.5 games ahead Results: W - Minnesota: 10 Detroit: 4 Next Up: Tues., May 4, 7:10pm vs Detroit Tigers   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2010 Season Kick-off: 128 days Thurs., Sept. 9, 7:30pm at New Orlean Saints   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

15-67 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 98 Detroit: 103 Next Up: Next Year   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

38-36-8 | 84 Points | 4th Place | 19 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Dallas: 4 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=187
• Vitarelli, Robert. Moontoons Jokes & Riddles. Xerox Education Publications, 1970.
• http://www.randomfactsuselesstrivia.com/