Happy Cinco de Mayo!!

Thought of the Day

It is by attempting to reach the top in a single leap that so much misery is produced in the world.

- William Cobbett

Bad Joke of the Day

Why did Mickey Mouse go into outer space?
To find Pluto.

Random Fact of the Day

Dashing horses kicking up mud (among other things), splashing the passengers riding behind them, led to the invention of the dashboard, a term which survives today.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

18-9 | 1st Place | 2.5 games ahead Results: W - Minnesota: 4 Detroit: 3 Next Up: Wed., May 5, 12:10pm vs Detroit Tigers   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2010 Season Kick-off: 127 days Thurs., Sept. 9, 7:30pm at New Orlean Saints   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

15-67 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 98 Detroit: 103 Next Up: Next Year   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

38-36-8 | 84 Points | 4th Place | 19 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Dallas: 4 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=187
• Vitarelli, Robert. Moontoons Jokes & Riddles. Xerox Education Publications, 1970.
• http://www.tk421.net/trivia/