Happy Cinco de Mayo!!

Thought of the Day

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

Why did the mouse sleep under the oil can?
So he wouldn't squeek in the morning.

Random Fact of the Day

Driving at 75 miles per hour, it would take 258 days to drive around one of Saturn's rings.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

11-18 | 4th Place | 9 games behind Results: W - Minnesota: 3 Chicago White Sox: 2 Next Up: Fri., May 6, 6:10pm at Boston Red Sox   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2011 Season Kick-off: 129 days Sun., Sept. 11, 3:15pm at San Diego Chargers   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

17-65 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 102 Houston: 121 Next Up: Next Year   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

39-35-8 | 86 Points | 3rd Place | 31 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 5 Dallas: 3 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.coolnsmart.com/inspirational_quotes
• Laffy Taffy - Cherry - #284 Nicholas M. - Shickshinny, PA
• http://www.strange-facts.info/