Happy Tuesday!!

Day #152

Thought of the Day:

Moral rules are directions for running the human machine.  Every moral rule is there to prevent a breakdown, or a strain, or a friction, in the running of that machine.
-C.S. Lewis

Bad Joke of the Day:

Why did the lazy guy visit a bakery?
So he could loaf around all day.

Random Fact of the Day:

Giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

16-14  1st Place  2 games ahead

Results:  W MIN: 7  DET: 6

Next Up: Tuesday, May 6, 7:11pm at Chicago White Sox

Minnesota Vikings

125 days until 2008 season kickoff
9/8 at Green Bay Packers


Minnesota Timberwolves

22-60  4th Place  3 games behind
W MIN: 110  MIL: 101
Next Up:
NBA Lottery - May 20, 2008

Minnesota Wild

Western Conference Quarterfinals: Best of 7 vs Colorado

Colorado wins the series 4-2
L MIN: 1  COL: 2
Next Up:
Next year


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