Happy Thursday!!

Thought of the Day

Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished.

- Confucius

Bad Joke of the Day

Astronaut: That was a close call. We had to live on one tiny cube of space food for three days.
Interested Man: Weren't you afraid you'd fall off?

Random Fact of the Day

Great Britain was the first county to issue postage stamps, so theirs are the only stamps in the world not to bear the name of the country of origin.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

19-9 | 1st Place | 3.5 games ahead Results: W - Minnesota: 5 Detroit: 4 Next Up: Thurs., May 6, 7:10pm vs Baltimore Orioles   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2010 Season Kick-off: 126 days Thurs., Sept. 9, 7:30pm at New Orlean Saints   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

15-67 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 98 Detroit: 103 Next Up: Next Year   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

38-36-8 | 84 Points | 4th Place | 19 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Dallas: 4 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=187
• Vitarelli, Robert. Moontoons Jokes & Riddles. Xerox Education Publications, 1970.
• http://www.tk421.net/trivia/