Snow? In May!!

Thought of the Day

Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose courage in considering your own imperfections, but instantly set about remedying them - every day begin the task anew.

- St. Francis De Sales

Bad Joke of the Day

What does an astronaut put in a sandwich?
Launchin' meat.

Random Fact of the Day

Taft was the last President with facial hair.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

19-10 | 1st Place | 3 games ahead Results: L - Minnesota: 0 Baltimore: 2 Next Up: Fri., May 7, 7:10pm vs Baltimore Orioles   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2010 Season Kick-off: 125 days Thurs., Sept. 9, 7:30pm at New Orlean Saints   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

15-67 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 98 Detroit: 103 Next Up: Next Year   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

38-36-8 | 84 Points | 4th Place | 19 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Dallas: 4 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=187
• Vitarelli, Robert. Moontoons Jokes & Riddles. Xerox Education Publications, 1970.
• http://www.tk421.net/trivia/