Happy Monday!

Thought of the Day

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it open.

- Arnold Glasgow

Bad Joke of the Day

Child: Can you sing on Neptune?
Spaceman: I don't think so. But if you'll hum a bit of it maybe I'll try to sing along.

Random Fact of the Day

The term "dodger" (from the Brooklyn Dodgers, now known as the Los Angeles Dodgers) was a shortened form of "trolley dodgers," which described Brooklynites for their ability to avoid being hit by trolley cars.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

21-11 | 1st Place | 3.5 games ahead Results: W - Minnesota: 6 Baltimore: 0 Next Up: Tues., May 11, 7:10pm vs Chicago White Sox   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

Countdown to 2010 Season Kick-off: 122 days Thurs., Sept. 9, 7:30pm at New Orlean Saints   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

15-67 | 5th Place | 38 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 98 Detroit: 103 Next Up: Next Year   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

38-36-8 | 84 Points | 4th Place | 19 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Dallas: 4 Next Up: Next Year   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=187
• Vitarelli, Robert. Moontoons Jokes & Riddles. Xerox Education Publications, 1970.
• http://www.tk421.net/trivia/